I just posted my TWO brand new music videos, created in honor of Halloween, directly below this post. Consider it my gift to you all.
You’re welcome, freaks.
In return, all I ask is that you watch them and then answer the following question. Or die.
Is that too much to ask? Oops… wait, that’s not the question.
This is my parody of Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive.”
It’s a real scream.
“Dead, Not Alive: Ode to Michael Myers”
It’s October.
I’m happy for several reasons. One, Halloween is like the best day ever. Guys dress up as homicidal maniacs, and chicks dress up as really hot tramps. Two, some restraining orders involving me, Sheena Easton and countless others inch closer to their expirations. Three, I’ve got some new songs coming out soon, and one or two just might have a Halloween theme to them.
Stick around. This month should be disastrous interesting.
Harfax Johnson 