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Halloween Poll – Vote or DIE

Posted in entertainment, humor, movies, music, polls, Video with tags , , , , , , on October 17, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

I just posted my TWO brand new music videos, created in honor of Halloween, directly below this post.  Consider it my gift to you all.

You’re welcome, freaks.

In return, all I ask is that you watch them and then answer the following question.  Or die.

Is that too much to ask?  Oops… wait, that’s not the question.

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Video Premiere: Dead, Not Alive (Ode to Michael Myers)

Posted in entertainment, holidays, humor, movies, music, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 17, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

This is my parody of Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive.”
It’s a real scream.

“Dead, Not Alive:  Ode to Michael Myers”

Video Premiere: Boy In The Water (Ode to Jason Voorhees)

Posted in entertainment, holidays, humor, movies, music, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 17, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

This is my parody of Deep Purple’s song “Smoke on the Water.”
You’ll laugh yourself to death.

“Boy In The Water:  Ode to Jason Voorhees”

Music Biz Star Or Adult Entertainment Star??? You Make the Call

Posted in entertainment, humor, movies, music with tags , , , , , on September 17, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

What’s in a name?  My name is a bit unusual awful, and I’m often asked about it.  (I don’t usually answer, but I am asked.  If you feel a need to discover its origin, it’s in my bio.)  If you know anything about the entertainment world, then you are aware that the music biz and the adult film biz have intersected a time or two (certain rock stars, for example, have been known to kanoodle with adult stars).  With that in mind, it’s time for a name quiz.

Read each name and decide if that person is A) A musical performer or B) An adult entertainment performer.

The answers will be posted in a couple of days.  Good luck.  I guess you can be a complete tool if you want and just look them all up on the internet, but since there is absolutely jack squat for a prize, where’s the need or the fun in doing that?  Post your guesses, if you are brave enough.

We’ll start off easy…

1.  Britney Spears

2.  Randy Spears

3.  Natalia Wood

4.  Ron Wood

5.  Nikki Sixx

6.  Sikki Nixx

7.  Pink

8.  Jani Lane

9.  Chasey Lain

10. Joey Ramone

11. Dale DaBone

12. Nacho Vidal

13. Nikki Nova

14. Heather Nova

15. Joan Jett

16. Veronica Jett

17. Shy Love

18. Courtney Love

19. Donna Summer

20. Kristal Summers

21. Shirley Manson

22. Brad Paisley

23. Paisley Hunter

24. Lacey Duvalle

25. Lacey Mosley

26. Janet Jackson

27. Janet Jacme

28. Billie Jo Armstrong

29. Brad Armstrong

30. Hayley Lynn

31. Hayley Williams

32. Jasmine St. Claire

33. David St. Hubbins

Answers:

1. A

2. B

3. B

4. A (ROLLING STONES)

5. A (MOTLEY CRUE

6. B

7. A

8. A

9. B

10. A (THE RAMONES)

11. B

12. B

13. B

14. A

15. A

16. B

17. B

18. A

19. A

20. B

21. A (GARBAGE)

22. A

23. B

24. B

25. A (FLYLEAF)

26. A

27. B

28. A (GREEN DAY)

29. B

30. B

31. A (PARAMORE)

32. B

33. A (SPINAL TAP)