I just posted my TWO brand new music videos, created in honor of Halloween, directly below this post. Consider it my gift to you all.
You’re welcome, freaks.
In return, all I ask is that you watch them and then answer the following question. Or die.
Is that too much to ask? Oops… wait, that’s not the question.
This is my parody of Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive.”
It’s a real scream.
“Dead, Not Alive: Ode to Michael Myers”
This is my parody of Deep Purple’s song “Smoke on the Water.”
You’ll laugh yourself to death.
“Boy In The Water: Ode to Jason Voorhees”
What’s in a name? My name is a bit unusual awful, and I’m often asked about it. (I don’t usually answer, but I am asked. If you feel a need to discover its origin, it’s in my bio.) If you know anything about the entertainment world, then you are aware that the music biz and the adult film biz have intersected a time or two (certain rock stars, for example, have been known to kanoodle with adult stars). With that in mind, it’s time for a name quiz.
Read each name and decide if that person is A) A musical performer or B) An adult entertainment performer.
The answers will be posted in a couple of days. Good luck. I guess you can be a complete tool if you want and just look them all up on the internet, but since there is absolutely jack squat for a prize, where’s the need or the fun in doing that? Post your guesses, if you are brave enough.
We’ll start off easy…
1. Britney Spears
2. Randy Spears
3. Natalia Wood
4. Ron Wood
5. Nikki Sixx
6. Sikki Nixx
7. Pink
8. Jani Lane
9. Chasey Lain
10. Joey Ramone
11. Dale DaBone
12. Nacho Vidal
13. Nikki Nova
14. Heather Nova
15. Joan Jett
16. Veronica Jett
17. Shy Love
18. Courtney Love
19. Donna Summer
20. Kristal Summers
21. Shirley Manson
22. Brad Paisley
23. Paisley Hunter
24. Lacey Duvalle
25. Lacey Mosley
26. Janet Jackson
27. Janet Jacme
28. Billie Jo Armstrong
29. Brad Armstrong
30. Hayley Lynn
31. Hayley Williams
32. Jasmine St. Claire
33. David St. Hubbins
Answers:
1. A
2. B
3. B
4. A (ROLLING STONES)
5. A (MOTLEY CRUE
6. B
7. A
8. A
9. B
10. A (THE RAMONES)
11. B
12. B
13. B
14. A
15. A
16. B
17. B
18. A
19. A
20. B
21. A (GARBAGE)
22. A
23. B
24. B
25. A (FLYLEAF)
26. A
27. B
28. A (GREEN DAY)
29. B
30. B
31. A (PARAMORE)
32. B
33. A (SPINAL TAP)
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