Archive for October, 2008

Halloween Poll – Vote or DIE

Posted in entertainment, humor, movies, music, polls, Video with tags , , , , , , on October 17, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

I just posted my TWO brand new music videos, created in honor of Halloween, directly below this post.  Consider it my gift to you all.

You’re welcome, freaks.

In return, all I ask is that you watch them and then answer the following question.  Or die.

Is that too much to ask?  Oops… wait, that’s not the question.

Video Premiere: Dead, Not Alive (Ode to Michael Myers)

Posted in entertainment, holidays, humor, movies, music, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 17, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

This is my parody of Bon Jovi’s “Wanted Dead or Alive.”
It’s a real scream.

“Dead, Not Alive:  Ode to Michael Myers”

Video Premiere: Boy In The Water (Ode to Jason Voorhees)

Posted in entertainment, holidays, humor, movies, music, Video with tags , , , , , , , , , on October 17, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

This is my parody of Deep Purple’s song “Smoke on the Water.”
You’ll laugh yourself to death.

“Boy In The Water:  Ode to Jason Voorhees”

Video Premiere: Choke Cubs Choke

Posted in entertainment, humor, music, sports, Video with tags , , , , , , , on October 14, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

This is my parody of Steve Goodman’s song “Go Cubs Go.”
You’ll laugh so hard that you’ll choke.

“Choke Cubs Choke”

October Exists, So Let’s Make the Most of It

Posted in entertainment, life, music with tags , , , , , on October 1, 2008 by Harfax Johnson

It’s October.

I’m happy for several reasons.  One, Halloween is like the best day ever.  Guys dress up as homicidal maniacs, and chicks dress up as really hot tramps.   Two, some restraining orders involving me, Sheena Easton and countless others inch closer to their expirations.  Three, I’ve got some new songs coming out soon, and one or two just might have a Halloween theme to them.

Stick around.  This month should be disastrous interesting.